Saturn in Pisces Weaves Salt Dikes: How to Detect BS According to Your Sign
(A Guide to Navigating Social Transits Without Swallowing Lies Disguised as Destiny)
SCORPIO PROVOCATION
What hurts more: Saturn’s weight on your sacred fluids, or the collective BS¹ telling you “you should dry up”?
Pisces isn’t chaotic — it’s the only sign that carries high tide in the marrow.
SAGITTARIAN QUESTION
What myth about who you “should be” are you willing to return to the sea while these two giants (Saturn in Pisces and Jupiter in Gemini) rewrite the rules?
LEONINE HOLLOW
[Insert your metaphor about what “structuring the sacred” means to you.
Example: “My Scorpio Moon builds aqueducts so the poison flows where it’s meant to.”]
AMC ALGORITHM TO DETECT COLLECTIVE BS
Note: AMC = Contemporary Mystical Astrology
1. SLICE THE MYTH (WITH A TECHNICAL SCALPEL)
“Saturn in Pisces isn’t ‘institutionalized spirituality’… it’s the historical moment when the ethereal demands structure to avoid evaporating into new age talk.
Jupiter in Gemini isn’t ‘cosmic gossip’… it’s a reminder that every truth is a badly told story someone believed.”
Astro-social data:
Saturn in Pisces (2023–2026): Society tries to impose order on the ungovernable (climate crises, fluid identities).
Jupiter in Gemini (2024–2025): Language becomes a battlefield (viral narratives, conspiracy theories).
2. ALCHEMICAL EXERCISE (ONE RITUAL PER ELEMENT)
To identify your internalized BS:
Write down 3 things you’ve heard about your sign (e.g., “Geminis are fake”).
Sort them into:
– Astrological truth (e.g., “Gemini adapts language to connect”)
– Clear BS (bullshit, limiting narrative)Burn the second group using a (vegan) candle in your element’s color.
ZODIACAL SWITCHES
Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):
“Your BS detector is visceral: if something makes you nauseous, it’s toxic smoke.
Saturn in Pisces teaches you to let the ocean carry away foreign narratives... while keeping your pearls.”Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):
“Your BS often comes with a bill: ‘You must be productive.’
Jupiter in Gemini gives you permission to return it — unopened.”Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
“When your enthusiasm crashes into ‘that’s not serious,’
it’s BS disguised as adulthood. Burn it with your natal Sun.”Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius):
“If a social script can’t stand being questioned, it’s dogma, not truth.
Your mind is the pruning shear in karmic gardens.”
3. POEM-KEY
What you call chaos
is just Saturn
learning to swim.
What sounds like madness
is Jupiter
laughing at his own metaphors.
You are the translator.
4. EMPTY SPACE (FOR YOUR COSMIC SIGNATURE)
[What invisible structure are you learning to inhabit?
Example: “My Sagittarius accepts that some bridges lead nowhere… and crosses them anyway.”]
COLLABORATIVE PROTOCOL
Send your fire line:
Explain [your sign/rising] as an act of resistance against collective BS.I'll reply with:
Technical version: “Your Saturn in the 12th House isn’t escapism… it’s the basement where you store tools to dismantle other people’s lies.”
Poetic version: “You’re a lighthouse blinking in Morse code: ‘There is no manual here.’”
Question: “What BS about your sign are you ready to leave untranslated?”
Your turn:
Edit, add your voice, and share in the comments.
This text isn’t a filter… it’s a reminder: your birth chart already includes anti-BS antennas.
Tuning errors are human; the cosmic signal is flawless.
P.S. What limiting story are you ready to file under “BS/2025”? Share your release ritual.
Thanks