Wild Astrology Weekly (28/06 to 05/07)
Welcome to the Saturday Newsletter. A new weekly edition to kick off the weekend on a light note.
TUESDAY 2/7 – WAXING MOON IN LIBRA "Balance is what you ask for... but what you deliver is 3 AM soap opera." Libra demands poetic justice, but your chat history is more "Who is she?" than Wuthering Heights.
THURSDAY 4/7 – VENUS ENTERS GEMINI "From 'I love you' to 'seen' in 0.5 seconds." Venus in Gemini: when you want deep romance but your maximum effort is a 7-second voice note with dishes clattering in the background.
THURSDAY 4/7 – NEPTUNE RETROGRADE "Reality is an illusion... like believing you won't stalk their LinkedIn this time." Spoiler: You will. And you'll find things. And you'll suffer. C'est la vie (but in English: "Such is life").
🖤 SHADOW WORK EXPRESS
"Libra: balancing high vibes with 'why did they say that?' at 3 AM."
"Gemini: buying aromatherapy candles for meditation... and using them as TikTok background lighting."
"Neptune Rx: wondering if it's intuition... or just exhaustion speaking in coven."
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THINGS THEY'D NEVER SAY
ARIES: "Let's wait and see what happens."
TAURUS: "I don't care if it's expensive, I want it now."
GEMINI: "I've said everything I had to say."
CANCER: "I don't remember that detail, it must have been unimportant."
LEO: "I prefer to stay in the background."
VIRGO: "It's fine like this, no need to check it."
LIBRA: "I'll decide, don't ask for more opinions."
SCORPIO: "Yes, I completely believe you, no need to verify anything."
SAGITTARIUS: "Let's just stay home doing the same old thing."
CAPRICORN: "It doesn't matter if it's not productive, it's fun."
AQUARIUS: "I'm going to do exactly what everyone expects."
PISCES: "Objective facts are more important than how I feel."
🎬 MOVIE OF THE WEEK
Cinematic recommendation according to planetary energy
This week with Venus in Gemini: "Breathless" (À bout de souffle) - Godard, 1960
Dialogue that moves faster than your thoughts, romance that changes direction every five minutes, and a protagonist who makes decisions as if life were a constant improvisation. Perfect for Venus in Gemini: love that exists only in the present moment.
💡 PLANETARY LIFE HACK
Make the most of this week's energies
For Venus in Gemini: Use this energy to have those uncomfortable conversations you've been postponing. Gemini energy makes everything come out lighter and faster.
For Neptune Rx: Perfect moment to review those old chats you have saved "just in case." Spoiler: 90% can be deleted, but you'll find something that'll make you laugh.